Hey, I need to know how to teach a dyslexic friend of mine to spell. -No joke.?

Get an alphabet set that can be handled, touched, felt... he needs to FEEL the letters in his hands instead of just seeing them. Also realize that this process can take years, but at least you can get him started. You will need more letters than just the alphabet by itself, so you might need more than one set of letters. Tactile learning might work vastly better to teach a dyslexic how to spell than rote memorization. Good luck.