Which city will be the next Sodom and Gomorrah?

Well, first, God will destroy the evil Roman Empire. Oh wait, that was the barbarians. Then, he will wipe out the arrogant Spanish Armada! No, that was the English under Francis Drake. Well, then he will ruin the British Empire! Oops, I forgot Ghandi. I know! God will destroy Dresden and Berlin for the Nazi atrocities! Oy! That was the allied bombers! I don't know. Maybe he will knock over your house for being so self-righteous. He's very hard to predict and he seem so patient these days.