EMBARING MOMENT I will share mine and ask you, what is the most embaring moment you've ever had?

Okay, so I'm crushing on this guy that seems to FINALLY notice that I'm alive. My entire office goes to lunch, my boss is treating us. So he saves me a seat. Yea. I can't eat! Everyone notices that I'm not eating my food and comments/makes jokes. Finally, I take a bite of rice that loses its grip SOMEWHERE between the plate and my mouth. It falls (slow motion, no less) [cut to me, eyes wide and trying to save it] and it is on my lap. Strategically, I brush off my legs thinking NO ONE SAW... my crush says, "Now I know why you don't eat." HE THINKS THAT I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO USE UTENSILS NOW! I am soooo embared and ask you, my friends for theraputic reasons: What is your most embaring moment? That was mine for today.